愚人節(jié)英文圖片

愚人節(jié)英文圖片

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　　愚人節(jié)英文笑話一：

　　A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

　　The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

　　The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

　　The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?

　　The wife: Very good, thank you.

　　The husband: And, what happened to my present?

　　The wife: Which present?

　　The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?

　　The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

　　愚人節(jié)英文笑話二：

　　Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!

　　愚人節(jié)英文笑話三：

　　A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

　　愚人節(jié)英文笑話四：

　　Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　愚人節(jié)英文笑話五：

　　-What the day is it today?

　　-Today is April fools'day.

　　-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.

　　-Oh!it is really April fools'day.

　　-Haha!you were cheated!

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