幽默小笑話英語(yǔ)

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幽默小笑話英語(yǔ)

　　笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來(lái)了的奇妙感覺(jué)的特點(diǎn)。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂(lè)性。其趣味有高下之分。下面是小編為您帶來(lái)的是幽默小笑話英語(yǔ)相關(guān)內(nèi)容，希望對(duì)您有所幫助。

幽默小笑話英語(yǔ)

　　Draw tree

　　The kindergarten held a tree planting day painting competition, and I wrote a big "tree" word on the blackboard to let children play freely.

　　When the painting was handed in, I saw a picture that was amazing. The tree trunk was yellow and the trees were full of golden fruit. It was novel and unique in color.

　　I immediately praised, said: "Xiaoqiang is great, you can tell the teacher, what is the fruit on it, this is a tree?""

　　Xiaoqiang stood up and shouted in reply: "the tree is covered with coins and gold ingots, this is my father bought the lottery yesterday, taught me to draw the shake Qian Shu."!"

　　畫(huà) 樹(shù)

　　幼兒園舉辦植樹(shù)節(jié)繪畫(huà)比賽，我在黑板上寫(xiě)了個(gè)大大的“樹(shù)”字，讓小朋友們自由發(fā)揮。

　　繪畫(huà)作品交上來(lái)后，我看到一幅畫(huà)非常驚嘆，樹(shù)干是黃色的.，樹(shù)上結(jié)的全是金光閃閃的果子，創(chuàng)作新穎，顏色獨(dú)特。

　　我馬上表?yè)P(yáng)說(shuō)：“小強(qiáng)真棒，你能告訴老師這上面結(jié)的是什么果子，這是一棵什么樹(shù)嗎？”

　　小強(qiáng)站起身，大聲回答：“樹(shù)上結(jié)的是銅錢(qián)和金元寶，這是我爸昨天買(mǎi)彩票時(shí)，教我畫(huà)的搖錢(qián)樹(shù)！”

　　Insult

　　Man: "I'm full of you."......"

　　Woman: "I think you have a lot of shit in your head."!"

　　Man: I don't allow you to insult yourself like this!"

　　侮辱

　　男：“我滿腦子裝的都是你……”

　　女：“我看你腦子里裝的都是屎吧！”