開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話
第一次開(kāi)出租車(chē)
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
乘客輕拍了一下出租車(chē)司機(jī)的肩膀，想問(wèn)個(gè)問(wèn)題。司機(jī)大叫起來(lái)，車(chē)也失去了控制，幾乎撞上一輛公車(chē)，還上了便道，在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來(lái)。
司機(jī)說(shuō)，“伙計(jì)，別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!”乘客抱歉地說(shuō)，“我沒(méi)想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。” 司機(jī)說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，也不全是你的錯(cuò)。今天是我第一天開(kāi)出租。以前25年里我一直開(kāi)殯葬車(chē)。”
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