帶翻譯的搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問(wèn). "有!"杰克想了想說(shuō)，"我是個(gè)單身漢."
死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看這張報(bào)紙，據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.。
丈夫：那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請(qǐng)?jiān)彛阏剂宋业奈恢?"
"你的位置?你能征明這點(diǎn)嗎?"
"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
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