英語(yǔ)短篇笑話幽默網(wǎng)文
1.A Special Football Match
特殊的.足球賽
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō):“對(duì)不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)了一場(chǎng)足球賽。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老師問(wèn):“那為什么會(huì)使你遲到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
邁克回答說(shuō):“因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)隊(duì)不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。”
2.Teacher: Jeremy, use “I” in a sentence. Jeremy: I is ---Teacher: Don’t say “I is.” Say “I am”. Jeremy: Okay. I am theninth letter of the alphabet. 老師：Jeremy, 用“I”造個(gè)句。 Jeremy：I is…… 老師：不要說(shuō) “I is” 要說(shuō)“I am”。 Jeremy：好，I am是字母表里第9個(gè)字母。
3.一哥們出國(guó)住酒店的時(shí)候發(fā)現(xiàn)有老鼠，但是英文太爛不知道老鼠的英語(yǔ)怎么說(shuō)，無(wú)奈之下打電話給前臺(tái)說(shuō):"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?" "Yes sir." "Jerry is here!!!"
4.跟一個(gè)印度人聊天，他冷不丁地問(wèn)我where is your balance?想了半天啥意思，平衡?存款?還是裝逼網(wǎng)上文類似find you balance?想了半天答曰：sorry I don't know.他很驚詫得望著我。我不解。后來(lái)咨詢高人，原來(lái)他在問(wèn)我我父母在哪兒。。泥煤。。。
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