經典英語笑話

經典英語笑話大全

　　經典英語笑話大全一：

　　A woman got a dent(凹痕) in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit(一點，少許) of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe(排氣管) until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady - one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing."I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.""Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

　　經典英語笑話大全二：

　　A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?""Oh, just your name on this report card!"

　　一個小女孩回家以后問爸爸說：“您可以在黑暗中寫字嗎?”爸爸回答：“應該可以。你要我寫什么?”“喔，只要在這張成績單上簽名就行了!”

　　經典英語笑話大全三：

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝這么多水呀?杰克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢?杰克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

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