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中篇英語笑話帶翻譯
英語笑話帶翻譯一：
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發工資吧!
英語笑話帶翻譯二：
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.""What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer."The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點：往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。”“那么它的長處呢?”預備購買房子的人問道。“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”
英語笑話帶翻譯三：
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping(披蓋) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝結) shrieks(尖叫) coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?
有個小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最后，他要求村長殺只牛然后把頭皮給他。把牛皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?村長問。哪有獅子!獵人怒吼道，哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了?
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