春節英文笑話

春節英文笑話

　　春節英文笑話一：

　　A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack(爆裂聲) . Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments(碎片，殘片) without extra trouble into paddy(稻谷，稻田) field, but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off(放過，不懲罰) easily:" How the deuce (強式特指問句) can you throw them into my field? They’ll impede (妨礙)my growing crops!" The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."

　　春節英文笑話二：

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(當然). Gee(表示驚奇，贊賞等), how are you men all always asking(always和進行時連用表示強烈情緒) this question?"

　　春節英文笑話三：

　　Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion(后坐), who was dainty(精制的，秀麗的) and cute (伶俐的，招人喜歡的)children program hostess. A devoted (虔誠的，熱心的) audience recognized him suddenly, saying "hello" passionately:" Hi, you pick up your child back?"

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