讓你開心一笑的英語笑話

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讓你開心一笑的英語笑話3則

　　你以為你是誰?Who do you think you are?

讓你開心一笑的英語笑話3則

　　Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　你以為你是誰?

　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　　“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰?”

　　“我是司機!”他說。

　　買錄像機 To Buy a Video

　　To Buy a Video

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

　　"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

　　買錄像機

　　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。

　　”恐怕我們還買不起，“媽媽嘆息著說。

　　可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機。

　　”你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。

　　”媽媽，這簡單，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機給賣了!"

　　第四元素 The Fourth Element

　　The Fourth Element

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

　　Student: Soap!

　　第四元素

　　老師：自然界的四大元素是什么?

　　學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。

　　老師：和什么?想一想，你用什么洗手的?

　　學生：肥皂。

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