爆笑小學英語笑話

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　　爆笑小學英語笑話【1】

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。

　　爆笑小學英語笑話【2】

　　A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," sai爆笑小學英語笑話大全d a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

　　一名老師讓學生們利用單詞“beans(豆子)”造句，其中一個女孩說“我爸爸種豆子”。另外一個同學說“我媽媽炒豆子”。第三名學生說“我們是人類”。

　　笑點是神馬?小編回答：是不是看漢語的時候。不知道笑話在講神馬!!這就是中英文的差異了，老師讓用的單詞是beans(豆子的意思)，結果嘞，第三個學生呢，他將beings 和 beans 搞混了(因為發音相同啦)，正確的寫法應該是human beings，而不是human beans呀!

　　爆笑小學英語笑話【3】

　　The Umbrella 雨傘

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written,

　　"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."

　　When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,

　　"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

　　一位住在旅館的紳士把他的`雨傘放在了大廳里，不過他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。

　　我將在十分鐘內回來。”當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著：

　　“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。

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