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簡單英語笑話大全帶翻譯
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簡單英語笑話大全帶翻譯篇一：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的.當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說幾個(gè)英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會(huì)說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"
簡單英語笑話大全帶翻譯篇二：激動(dòng)的話
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(長聲尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.
One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.
我五歲的兒子對(duì)摩托車有強(qiáng)烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會(huì)高興得哇哇直叫，并激動(dòng)地說：瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。
一天我們的`兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。
簡單英語笑話大全帶翻譯篇三：He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊(duì)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的，” 男孩的媽媽說。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說，“對(duì)不起，小伙子。請(qǐng)?jiān)徫业?兒子，他剛?cè)ミ^動(dòng)物園。”
簡單英語笑話大全帶翻譯篇四：誰愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著。”
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