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生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話
生活中總少不了笑話，它讓我們感到快樂(lè)，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話吧!
篇一：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話
1 A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
一個(gè)光子入駐酒店，行李搬運(yùn)工問(wèn)他是否有行李。光子說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，我輕裝便行的。”
Hint：light是即指輕的，又指光。又是一次雙關(guān)。
2 How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.
需要多少程序猿能改裝這個(gè)燈泡?一個(gè)都不需要，因?yàn)檫@是個(gè)硬件問(wèn)題。
Hint：程序猿是搞軟件的，不是搞硬件的'。諷刺那些空談家。
3 Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings…Pavlov gasps, “Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dogs.”
巴甫洛夫坐在酒吧里，他的手機(jī)鈴聲突然響了。他喘著氣道：“我去，我忘喂狗了……”
Hint：巴甫洛夫經(jīng)典條件反射實(shí)驗(yàn)。
篇二：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話
1. How many Marxists does it take to screwin a light bulb? None: the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution
需要多少馬克思主義者才能擰“上”這個(gè)燈泡呢?一個(gè)都不需要：燈泡自己有革命的種子(指燈泡自己會(huì)轉(zhuǎn)進(jìn)去)。
Hint：諷刺那些空談家
2. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
有一天，我朋友正問(wèn)我irony什么意思，真是讓人啼笑皆非，因?yàn)槲覀儺?dāng)時(shí)就站在公交車站上!
Hint：irony有兩個(gè)意思，“諷刺冷嘲”和“鐵的”。
3. A man is talking to God. “God, how longis a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”
一個(gè)人對(duì)上帝說(shuō)：“上帝啊，一百萬(wàn)年有多長(zhǎng)?”
“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)，就像一分鐘那么短。”上帝回答道。
“那……上帝啊，一百萬(wàn)刀到底是多少啊?”
“對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就差不多是一便士吧。”
“那上帝，能給我一便士嗎?”
“稍等一分鐘……”
Hint：哈哈哈哈哈，上帝說(shuō)的.一分鐘可是一百萬(wàn)年啊……
篇三：生活幽默版英語(yǔ)笑話
After sending our son away to college, he would often call up asking for money.
自從送了我兒子去上大學(xué)之后，他就經(jīng)常打電話問(wèn)我們要錢。
One time when he called my husband answered, "sure we will send you money"he said," and I also noticed that you left your Physics book here, should we send that also?"
有一回他打電話過(guò)來(lái)，是我的老公接的，我老公回道：“我們會(huì)給你匯錢過(guò)去的，另外我看見(jiàn)你把你的物理書(shū)掉在家里了，我們要把那書(shū)也寄過(guò)去么?”
Physics： ['fɪzɪks] n. 物理學(xué)
"Uh, oh yeah, OK," he responded. I asked him afterward how much he sent up "$1,100" he said. When I gave him a surprised look, he explained, "Don't worry, I taped a $100 check on the cover, and the other $1000 check inside the cover!
“呃，好的”兒子回答道。后來(lái)我問(wèn)我老公他給兒子寄了多少錢。“1100美元”他說(shuō)。當(dāng)看見(jiàn)我驚訝的表情后他解釋道：“不用擔(dān)心，我把100美元的支票粘在了書(shū)的.封面，另外1000美元的支票粘在了封面里面!”
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