英語笑話爆笑樂翻天
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篇一：英語笑話爆笑樂翻天
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
篇二：英語笑話爆笑樂翻天
An elder couple had just learned how to send text message on there mobile phones.
The wife was aromantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:” If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating,send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:” I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
篇三：英語笑話爆笑樂翻天
A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer. He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 with interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for only 15 bucks?"
一個商人走進舊金山一家銀行詢問信貸員。他告訴工作人員他要去歐洲出差兩個星期，需要借款5000美元。該銀行工作人員解釋說銀行需要抵押，因此該商人就把自己的車鑰匙給了工作人員，他的'勞斯萊斯就停在銀行門前的街上。一切手續(xù)辦妥后，銀行同意接受汽車作為抵押的這筆貸款。銀行職員將其汽車開到銀行地下車庫并停放在那里。
兩個星期后，商人從歐洲回來，償還本金5000美元和利息15.41美元。信貸員說，“我們很高興有您的業(yè)務(wù)，這筆交易做得也很完美，但我們都有點摸不著頭腦，您出差期間，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)您是一個千萬富翁。讓我們疑惑的是，為什么您還會借5000美元呢?“這位商人說：“在舊金山這樣的城市，還有哪里可以把車停兩個星期停車費只花15塊錢?”
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