精選逗人英語笑話
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精選逗人英語笑話(一)
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問他的一個員工。
“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。
“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，”老板繼續(xù)說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”
精選逗人英語笑話(二)
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的'剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
精選逗人英語笑話(三)
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由于他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。
接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。
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