英語短文笑話
偶爾爆出的一兩句笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧，本文是小編為大家收集整理的英語短文笑話，歡迎參考借鑒。
《I Don't Like an Argument》 我不想爭論
”Gerald,“asked the teacher,”what is the shape of the earth?“
”It's round,“answered Gerald.
”How do you know it's round?“continued the teacher.
”All right,it's square then,he replied,I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
”杰拉爾德，“老師問：”地球是什么形狀？“
”是圓形的，“杰拉爾德回答道。
”你怎么知道是圓的？“老師又問。
”好吧，那它是方的，“學生回答說：”我可不想與你爭論這件事情�！�
生難詞：square adj.平方的，方形的
《Two Birds》 兩只鳥
Teacher: ”Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?“
Student: ”I cannot point out but I know the answer.“
Teacher: ”Please tell us.“
Student: ”The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.“
老師：”這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？“
學生：”我指不出，但我知道答案。“
老師：”請說說看�！�
學生：”燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。“
生難詞：swallow n.燕子 sparrow n.麻雀
《Three Turtles》 三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one,"Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied,"I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't,"the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well, I guess he isn't coming back,so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do, I won't go."
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”
最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應說。
兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”
生難詞：turtle n.烏龜 biggest adj.最大的
smallest adj.最小的 umbrella n.雨傘
《Who Is the Laziest》 誰最懶
Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”
Tom: “I don't know, father.”
Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?”
Tom: “Our teacher, father.”
父親：“哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？”
湯姆：“我不知道，爸爸。”
父親：“啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？”
湯姆：“我們老師，爸爸�！�
生難詞：lazy adj.懶惰的
《Who is Stupid》 誰愚蠢
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來？”她一開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著。”
生難詞：stupid adj.愚蠢的，遲鈍的
《His Fault》 他的錯
Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”
Mother: “How did he do it?”
Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”
比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。
媽媽：他怎么打的？
比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。
生難詞：duck v.躲避
《Tom's excuse》 湯姆的借口
Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”
Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”
老師：“湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？”
湯姆：“我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行�！�
《somebody》 大人物
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do？
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個人。
他真是一個大人物。干什么的？
墓地守墓人。
生難詞：cemetery n.守墓人
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