英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯60字
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯60字一：
How to get a seat by the fire
Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.
"Will your horse eat oysters?" said the hostler.
"Try him, " said Mr. Brown.
Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and Mr. Brown who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.
怎樣在火爐旁找個(gè)好座位
在一個(gè)寒冷的冬日， 布朗先生來(lái)到一家小客棧，發(fā)現(xiàn)火爐旁邊已經(jīng)沒(méi)有空位了。
于是，他讓旅店的馬夫去拿些牡蠣來(lái)喂他的.馬。
“您的馬吃牡蠣嗎?”馬夫問(wèn)道。
“你試著喂喂吧。”布朗先生回答。
頃刻間，人們都跑去看這一奇觀，而布朗先生卻獨(dú)自呆在屋里，他在火爐旁找了個(gè)最好的座位，舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯60字二：
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?
Jonny: Because you are using his plate.
客人：為什么你的狗坐在那里看著我吃東西啊?
Jonny：因?yàn)槟阏谟盟谋P(pán)子。
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯60字三：
"We have a skunk(臭鼬) in the basement," shrieked(尖叫) the caller to the police dispatcher(調(diào)度員). "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
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