對話形式的英語笑話
The Reason For Not Going Fishing
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
沒去釣魚的奇論
一天早上，小約翰星期天到學校上學時遲到了，老師想知道是怎么回事。
“是這樣的，我本來要去釣魚的，但爸爸不讓我去。”約翰尼說。
“我想今天你爸爸也不會讓你釣魚的，”老師答道。“不過，他向你解釋原因了嗚?”
“解釋了，”約翰尼說，“他說魚餌不夠我們兩個人的。”
Which One Of The Women Is Married
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says，“Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left”
The litter boy thinks for a moment and says“None !”
The teacher replies，“None，how do youfigure that?”
The little boy says，“If I shoot one，all the other birds will fly away scared，leaving none on the fence.”
The teacher replies,"Hmmmmm, not exactly，but I do like the way you think"
The little boy then says，"Teacher, can I ask you a question?There are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone，another is biting it, and the third one is sucking it.How can you tell me which one of the women is married?”
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies，"Well，I guess the one sucking her cone.”
To which the little boy replies，“Actually，it’s the one with the wedding ring，but I do like the way you think”
哪個女人結婚了
一個小男孩在上算術課。老師問他:“假設籬笆上站著5只畫眉。你用槍打死了一只，還剩幾只?”
小男孩想了一會回答說:“一只也沒有了!
老師說:“一只也沒了?你是怎么想出來的?”
小男孩答道:“打死一只，其他的都嚇飛了，籬笆上自然一只畫眉也沒有了。”
老師贊許地說:“嗯，不全對，但我欣賞你思考問題的方式!”
小男孩于是說:“老師，我能問你一個問題嗎?有三個婦女坐在公園的.長椅上吃甜筒冰激凌。一個用舌頭舔，一個用牙咬，一個用嘴吸，你說她們中哪一個結婚了?”
老師感到很不自在，他想了很大一會兒，最后回答說:“嗯，我猜應該是那個用嘴吸的吧。”
聽了老師的話，小男孩說:“答案是那個戴戒指的，雖然你答錯了，但是我真的很欣賞您思考問題的方式。”
Should Not Be Punished
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
不受處罰
一個中學生問老師，一個人該不該為他沒做過的事而受罰。
老師說:“當然不應該。”
“太好了!”男孩說，“我沒做家庭作業。”
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