精彩幽默英語(yǔ)笑話大全
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精彩幽默英語(yǔ)笑話大全(一)
BUY BRICK
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."
"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.
買磚
我岳父打算買些磚來(lái)修整一下后院。他到磚廠拉磚，當(dāng)問(wèn)到磚價(jià)時(shí)，售貨員回答說(shuō)：“買得越多，價(jià)格越低。”
“真的嗎?”我岳父說(shuō)，“那么往我的'卡車上猛裝吧，一直裝到免費(fèi)為止。”
精彩幽默英語(yǔ)笑話大全(二)
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
一個(gè)孩子好奇的問(wèn)媽媽：“媽咪，為什么你的頭發(fā)有的變灰白了?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
媽媽想利用這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)好好教育教育她的孩子：“因?yàn)槟惆。瑢氊悺Ｃ看文悴宦犜挘揖蜁?huì)有一根頭發(fā)變灰白的。”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
孩子天真的回答：“現(xiàn)在我知道為什么外祖母頭上只有灰白的頭發(fā)了。”
精彩幽默英語(yǔ)笑話大全(三)
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?
妻子：親愛的!快看那些士兵，他們看經(jīng)過(guò)的那位漂亮女郎都看得發(fā)呆了。
丈夫：士兵?什么士兵?
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