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英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)
1、Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè)的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應(yīng)該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話(huà)：“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
2、Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè)的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應(yīng)該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話(huà)：“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
3、I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway.
"Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "
我摔倒了，肘骨脫臼了。這使得我?guī)缀醪荒芙o我的小生意簽賬單了。我打電話(huà)給銀行解釋說(shuō)由于事故，賬單上我的簽名看起來(lái)會(huì)有些古怪，并請(qǐng)求他們無(wú)論如何給予承兌。
“好的，”電話(huà)中的女子說(shuō)，“但你必須給銀行寫(xiě)封信，告訴他們你在作此項(xiàng)請(qǐng)求。”
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