讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

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讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

　　恭維話 Compliment

讓人捧腹大笑的英語笑話

　　Compliment

　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

　　"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

　　"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

　　"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

　　恭維話

　　“拉里，你過來!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”

　　“媽媽，我對她很好，真的!”小伙子不服氣地說。“當我和她跳舞時我還說了一句恭維她的話。”

　　“你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴厲地問。“你的'原話是怎么說的?”

　　“我說，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

　　I'm Glad 我很高興

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，孩子們，她說：你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?我，老師，一個小男孩說：昨天我就使別人高興過。做得好，是誰呢?我奶奶。好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’

　　大手 Big hands

　　Big hands

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　tudent: Big hands.

　　大手

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么?

　　學生：大手。

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