古今英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)200字以?xún)?nèi)
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A Man Who Said No 說(shuō)不的男子
A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.
Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, "Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?"
At last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, "Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!"
我的一位朋友看到一個(gè)男子在時(shí)代廣場(chǎng)的地鐵車(chē)站搖搖晃晃地走。那個(gè)人穿著時(shí)髦，敞著懷，一個(gè)手提箱在他的手里懸吊著，很明顯他是多喝了一杯。
我朋友問(wèn)他怎么樣，那男子含糊而肯定地回答說(shuō)沒(méi)問(wèn)題。然而我朋友就是不能眼看著有人在紐約地鐵獨(dú)入是非之地而置之不顧。他跟在那家伙的后面，又一次問(wèn)道：“你肯定你沒(méi)事?你在找哪個(gè)地鐵站?你需要幫忙回家嗎?”
他所注意的對(duì)象終于忍耐不住了，對(duì)他低聲咆哮道：“你給我走開(kāi)!我是便衣警察!”
A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的'提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“親愛(ài)的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”
他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”
The King's Brother 國(guó)王的兄弟
A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him， the poorfellow replied，“We are all descended from one common fatherand mother—viz.， Adam and Eve.” Upon which the kinggave him a little copper piece of money. The poor man beganto bemoan himself， saying，“Is it possible that your Majestyshould give no more than this to your brother?”“Away，away，”replies the king;“if all the brothers you have in theworld give you as much as I have done， you'll be richer than Iam.”
一個(gè)窮漢去見(jiàn)西班牙國(guó)王，說(shuō)自己是他的兄弟，求他施恩周濟(jì)。國(guó)王想知道他何以攀認(rèn)親戚，窮漢回答說(shuō)，“我們有共同的祖先——亞當(dāng)和夏娃。”聽(tīng)了這話(huà)，國(guó)王就給了他一個(gè)小銅子兒。于是窮人開(kāi)始叫屈，說(shuō)：“難道您國(guó)王陛下就給兄弟這么一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)錢(qián)嗎?”“走開(kāi)，快走，”國(guó)王回答，“如果世界上你所有的兄弟們都像我這樣給你一個(gè)銅板，你就比我還有錢(qián)了。”
老虎來(lái)了
When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
兩個(gè)男人正在穿過(guò)叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠(yuǎn)處，向他們沖來(lái)。當(dāng)中的一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開(kāi)始穿上。另一個(gè)人驚奇地看著他說(shuō)，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過(guò)老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過(guò)它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
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