令人無(wú)語(yǔ)的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話
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令人無(wú)語(yǔ)的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
A Traffic Accident
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign.It hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
交通事故
有個(gè)人開(kāi)車(chē)行駛在上班的.路上，一輛卡車(chē)闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車(chē)，當(dāng)時(shí)他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車(chē)?yán)锢鰜?lái)并喚醒他。剛一醒過(guò)來(lái)，他就拼命的掙扎著，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮(zhèn)靜下來(lái)。
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他平靜了，別人問(wèn)他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，他說(shuō)：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，當(dāng)我醒過(guò)來(lái)，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我躺在了路邊，前面是一個(gè)巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個(gè)人擋住了那個(gè)“S”。
令人無(wú)語(yǔ)的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
The Choice of Word
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.
選詞
一天下班回家，約翰發(fā)現(xiàn)妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴里反復(fù)念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個(gè)詞首先教孩子。
幾周后的一天夜里，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛(ài)的。”妻子說(shuō)，然后翻身竟自睡了。
令人無(wú)語(yǔ)的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
Not Necessary to Answer
Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”
Teacher：“How do you know it?”
Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
無(wú)需回答
老師：“我有兩個(gè)題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭發(fā)?”
學(xué)生：“1.2億根。”
老師：“你怎么知道?”
學(xué)生：“第二題不需回答。”
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