精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話

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精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話可以愉悅我們的心情，一起來看看精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦吧!

精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦

　　精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(一)

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　精明的家庭主婦

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了!一個(gè)爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買兩個(gè)爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了

　　精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(二)

　　You are a freaking Yankee

　　你是怪怪的`北方佬。

　　老美彼此之間很喜歡拿對(duì)方的出生地作文章。因?yàn)槟媳钡牟町悾?所以或多或少北方人看不起南方人，南方人也看不起北方人。Yankee 是南北戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)時(shí)北軍的士兵叫Yankee, 現(xiàn)在一般指北方佬。而freaking是說這人很怪，或者解釋成怪胎也可以。

　　精彩笑翻天英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(三)

　　Bat Problem

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."

　　Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away.""

　　The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven't seen one back since!"

　　蝙蝠的問題

　　三個(gè)南部的牧師在一家小餐館里吃午飯。其中的一個(gè)說道：“你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什么都不能把它們趕走。”

　　另外一位說：“是啊，我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經(jīng)請(qǐng)人把整個(gè)地方用煙熏消毒一遍，它們還是趕不走。”

　　第三個(gè)牧師說：“我為我那里的所有蝙蝠洗禮，讓它們成為教會(huì)的一員......從此一只也沒有再回來過。”

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