初中英語(yǔ)幽默小故事笑話
從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面小編為大家?guī)?lái)初中英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選，歡迎大家閱讀!
初中英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選1：一個(gè)更好的郵遞員
I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble.
One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was!
我當(dāng)過(guò)很短時(shí)間的郵遞員。然而，我害怕狗，而且也有過(guò)不少麻煩。
有一天，我設(shè)法到一座大房子去遞送幾封信。我開(kāi)始打開(kāi)門(mén)，這時(shí)，突然一只很大的狗朝我跑來(lái)。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮著，因此我把信件扔在了柵欄上。那只狗拾起那些信件，把信件帶進(jìn)了大房子。比起我來(lái)講，那只狗是個(gè)更好的郵遞員。
初中英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選2：廣告的威力
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。
At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。
"What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked。
"Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。
"Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100."
"Did you get the dog back?"
"No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
一群商人正熱烈地討論在電視上做廣告。他們中沒(méi)有人做過(guò)，所以每個(gè)人都有自己的想法。
此時(shí)，格雷先生進(jìn)來(lái)了。格雷是一個(gè)汽車(chē)經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商，他曾經(jīng)做過(guò)一次廣告。
“你們?cè)谟懻撌裁?”格雷先生問(wèn)。
“廣告有用不?”其中一位商人問(wèn)。
“噢，有用，而且見(jiàn)效非常快。”格雷先生說(shuō)，“我曾經(jīng)發(fā)布了一條廣告，要花100美金尋找一條丟失的看門(mén)狗。”
“你的狗找到了嗎?”
“沒(méi)，但是那個(gè)晚上我的三輛車(chē)被偷走了。”
初中英語(yǔ)幽默小故事精選3：做自己不喜歡的'事情
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked his horn.
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, "I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by.
"What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
一位農(nóng)民和他的兒子坐著馬車(chē)來(lái)到一條狹窄的小巷， 他們看到一個(gè)司機(jī)正往他們這個(gè)方向開(kāi)來(lái)。兩個(gè)方向2英里以?xún)?nèi)已經(jīng)沒(méi)有空間讓他們擦身而過(guò)了。司機(jī)焦急地按著喇叭。
“假如你不往后退，”農(nóng)民擼著袖子說(shuō)，“我并不喜歡我將要必須去做的事。”司機(jī)甚是驚訝，掛了倒擋，退后了2英里，讓馬車(chē)先過(guò)去了。
“剛才你說(shuō)你并不喜歡做的事是什么啊?”農(nóng)民的兒子問(wèn)。
“退后2英里。”農(nóng)民回答。
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