最簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話
最簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話一：
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃問(wèn)亞當(dāng):"你當(dāng)真愛(ài)我嗎?"
亞當(dāng)無(wú)可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?"
最簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話二：
"Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請(qǐng)?jiān)?你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明這點(diǎn)嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
最簡(jiǎn)單的`英文笑話三：
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the
paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer
have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It\'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報(bào)紙,據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì),死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.
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