短篇英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯的

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短篇英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯的

　　To Obey Orders

短篇英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯的

　　My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”

　　A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.

　　服從命令

　　我丈夫第一次當(dāng)教練是教一個(gè)初中的籃球隊(duì)。在一次比賽中，他讓一個(gè)年紀(jì)最小的男孩上場(chǎng)并向他做了最嚴(yán)格的指令。“托尼，你緊跟著21號(hào)。”他說(shuō)，“無(wú)論他走到哪里都盯著他不放。別讓他甩了你。”

　　幾分鐘后，我丈夫發(fā)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)上只有他的四個(gè)隊(duì)員了。托尼正站在被換下的坐在板凳上的21號(hào)隊(duì)員旁邊。

　　Essay

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.

　　His essay read:"Rain stopped play."

　　cricket

　　作文

　　老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題:“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。

　　他在作文上寫(xiě)道:“下雨，比賽中止。”

　　n.[U][體]板球;蟋蟀

　　You've Lost

　　On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:

　　"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.

　　The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:

　　“Dear Tom,

　　It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

　　lass

　　你輸了

　　放學(xué)回到家里，十歲的小多莉被拉過(guò)來(lái)坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來(lái)了一個(gè)大大的驚奇—一個(gè)嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說(shuō):

　　“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫(xiě)信告訴湯姆哥哥。”

　　父親被這話感動(dòng)了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫(xiě)信所需的各種用具，她的`哥哥住在學(xué)校里。后來(lái)，想知道她是怎么報(bào)告這個(gè)消息的，他找機(jī)會(huì)讀了她寫(xiě)的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時(shí)，他差點(diǎn)兒驚呆了:

　　“親愛(ài)的湯姆:

　　今天結(jié)果出來(lái)了，你輸了;是個(gè)男孩。”

　　n.[c]少女，小姑娘

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