短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話

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短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全

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短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全

　　短篇搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全(一)

　　Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.

　　“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

　　“She is the one who sells the candy.”

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

　　“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆。”他回答說(shuō)。“你真是一個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō). “再給你兩分錢(qián)。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”

　　Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　開(kāi)車(chē)

　　父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。

　　蘇西：沒(méi)事，爸，跟在你后面的`警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩只鳥(niǎo)

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

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